IF yOu kiSs HeR, yOu aRe nOt a GeNtLeMaN
لو قبلتها , تكون رجلاً غير محتــرم
If you don't, you are not a man
ولو لم تقبلها, تكون لست رجلاً
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
إذا مدحتهــا تعتقــد أنـــك كـــــذاب
If you don't, you are good for nothing
وإذا لم تمدحهـــا تعتقد بأنك لا تصلــح لشيء
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
إذا وافقتها على كل ما تريد تعتقد أنك بلا شخصيـــة
If you don't, you are not understanding
وإذا لم توافقهـــا أنت رجـــل لا تفهــم شيئاً
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
إذا زرتهــا كثيراً تعتقد أنــك رجــل غثيــث
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
وإذا لم تزرهـــا فـــأنت شخص لا مبالي
If you are well dressed, she s
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